(It may be that certain people are putting me on, but a little ignorance never hurt anyone)
Me, at a party: "So, what are you girls chattering about?"
"We were just comparing notes on our lesbian tendencies."
Me, at home: "Who was that on the phone?"
"Soandso. She likes to call me while she's in a bubble bath and ask if I can hear her splashing around."
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