Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Dear Santa:

"Daddy, I need foobies."
"Foobies?"
"And a bra."

Perception

Me, to the Girl: "Stop whining at me!"
The Wife: "You need to talk to her like she's a woman."
"I am."

My Stupid Small-Town Upbringing

Her: "Remember in high school when all the girls would dye their pubes, like, bright pink or red and then run around showing everybody?"
"No, I do not."