WHUMP!
The wife and I look at each other. What was that?
Scene: The Boy's room. Enter: Me. He's sprawled out at an odd angle atop the bow of his boatbed. "What's up?"
He just lays there, all cool, like, Yeah, I'm just chillin' on this thing here. "Mommy polished this wood today."
"Yes?"
"It's all slippery."
"Did you fall?"
The embarrasing secret is out. He starts to cry. "I hurt my butt."
1 comment:
heh, I could picture this, him laying there all cool like.
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