The scene: A female, I don't know why, is chatting me up.
"So, did you do anything exciting this weekend?"
"Uh, no. Just read."
"Ooo, anything good?"
Option 1: The truth! But Polgara the Sorcereress is a sure-fire girl-conversation killer. Go for something else. She looks like a smart, philosophical type. Think!
"The Fountainhead."
"Oh. Isn't that, like, set in the future or something?" Pleasant conversation ends here.
Insert Pac-Man death sound effects.
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lol! Next time I vote for Polgara, and tell us what happened next...
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