"Honey, I need a new bar of soap."
"It's here in the -- ugh, you smell like ass."
"Well, in a few short minutes, I hope to smell more like Lever 2000. And shampoo. Conditioner. That oatmeal gunk you put on your face that you don't think I use but I do sometimes because frankly it makes my boys minty-tingly."
"What?"
"Nothing."
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