Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Too Dumb For Satellite TV

"Do you guys want to watch TV?"
"Ok, sure."
"Here's the remote. Know how to use it?"
"Um...."
"Push this button to select the receiver. Then power here. Deselect the receiver by pushing this button and select the tv and push power again. Bring up the menu, here. Roll through the channel selection guide with these. Here's the volume. When you find something you want to watch, if it has already started, you can ...."
"You know what? I think I'll just go to sleep instead."

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