Ahh, the joy of deciphering Toddlerspeak.
The Boy: "Daddy, I have a new Elmo snot proof grass."
"You have a what?"
"Alpha scot through snatch."
"Huh?"
"Alpo's not boo thrush."
"Er...?"
The wife, coming to my rescue: "He's got an astronaut toothbrush."
"Ah. Uhhh...what the heck is an astronaut toothbrush?"
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