"J, come look at what Crazy Grandma sent us for Christmas."
So, right off the bat I'm at a loss. 'Crazy Grandma' could describe any one of three or four different people equally well.
"A wig. A big, red, curly-haired wig."
Well, I suppose it could come in handy on any number of occassions. A living-room production of Annie. Streetwalking. Umm, I guess that's all.
"And this rock."
"Hmm. Maybe it's a bookend."
"I think it's just a rock."
"What's the battery for?"
"That's the third present."
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