Intolerantiness

August 2012: Okay, no more yogurt, ever.
August 2013: Milk on my cereal, cheese on my crackers.  Dammit.

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Not sure where he picked it up, but it is nearly all-purpose.  'This isn't what I asked for.'  'You're in my personal space.'  'I'm surrounded by morons.'  'Stop the world, I want to get off.'

Hey, Dad, I'm Going to My Room with Three Strange Men

Favorite quote at five.
Hopefully not at fifteen.