Thursday, December 9, 2010

Cheeky

"Are you excited to ride the train to New York?"
"Thomas!"
"Uh, no."
"Percy!"
"No, a different kind."
"Diesel?"

Monday, December 6, 2010

Reproducing Like (As?) Rabbits, or: Fudds Like Us

"Is the baby in Mommy's tummy a boy or a girl?"
"It's a bunny wabbit!"
She sticks out her tummy. "Mine's a duck."

MTV's '2.5 and Pregnant'

"Daddy, the baby in my tummy wants ice cream."
I look pointedly at The Wife. "She gets this from you."

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Lessons From Big Bro

"Butt ass tushie."
"No, just tushie."
"Butt ass tushie!"

I Heard This Second Hand

"Mommy, where's my freakin' Daddy?"