I received a Facebook entreat
From someone I hardly did meet
I confirmed the profile
And sat with a smile
For I knew I was in for a treat
His avatar started the fun
An image to show everyone
"What pose should I strike
To elicit a 'Like'?"
So he's photographed holding a gun
Friends number in the hundreds or more
Under 'Sex' it simply reads: 'Sure'
Education's left blank
Religion's appallingly frank
And I daren't repeat 'Looking For'
"My past is perhaps slightly checkered
But I think it's all good with my Shepherd
I have no life plan
Though high school was grand
Facebook didn't leave room for arrest record"
He's been spreading his seed all around
Unclothed brats roving all over town
I wanted to write
To his dear latest wife
"Would it make sense to put the dick down?"
Ignoring all social taboos
Espousing idealistic views
"Every one of you guys
Lean too far to one side"
We know where he gets his political news
He didn't know that words juxtaposed
Can provide us with humorous prose
Well I felt really bad
When he said he Teabagged
So I suggested he breathe through his nose
"My country's going up into flames
With tolerance mostly to blame"
His words are so vile
And writing infantile
That everything's misspelled but his name
Homophones: 'their' is not what he meant
Colloquial: 'wanna' is just too strident
Punctuation is for the bees
Subject and verb don't agree
Leaving plenty of room for improvement
His wall continues the trend
Attacks and snide comments without end
You may 'Like' or 'Ignore'
But I had opened the door
I now shut with one click: 'Unfriend'
