For Miguel

I had Jack in the Box for the first time today. It didn't taste at all like kangaroo meat.

Droppin' Some Knowledge

If you suspect you might be getting sick, give the bratwursts and lemonade a miss.  Proper.

Quote of the Day

"I am not making you bacon for a snack."

Now I See

We met the boy's kindergarten teacher last night.
"Oh, hi, it's so nice to meet you! The TA and I just love what you put in his lunches every day. We think it's hilarious."
"Huh? Oh, uh, yeah, ha ha."

Later, discretely to the wife: "What do we put in his lunches every day?"
"Raw spinach and whole wheat cous cous. Why?"

It Makes Perfect Sense to Me

Me, smacking my teeth, "Ugh, I don't like this new kind of Cheez-Its you bought. They're all gooey in my teeth."
"Why don't you brush?"
"Because I don't want all this sticky crap in my toothbrush."

Wrong!

When did we buy this lunch meat? Was it before vacation, or after we got back? Surely after.

Mediterranean Orzo Salad: Freakin' Nasty

Wife: "Didn't you already write a post about orzo?"
Me: "Newp. That was couscous."

Stinky Cheese

Me, opening the fridge: "AAUUUCCCCGGGHH! What is that smell?"
The Wife, from the living room: "That's the cheese I told you you probably shouldn't eat."
Me: "Well...thank you for not letting me eat it."

Blech

So, I had couscous for the first time ever last night. And as I sat down and saw this gunk on my plate, I thought to myself, "Rad! Cuz with Kit Kat you get, like, four. But this stuff? Four thousand! Whee."

Addendum: I hate couscous. But for the record, I sure do like Kit Kat.